Monthly Archives: July 2010
Get More Cheese
A faint breeze caught the underside of my curtains and lifted them slowly into the air. They hung there for a moment, suspended in their new reality as if a child on a swing set, neither willing to accept that … Continue reading
Filed under apartment, B.O.O.B.S., dating, desperation, food, Guy stuff, life in new york, love, madness, scary, Sean goes insane, Sean is an idiot, Sean's fridge, sleeping, women
The Bodega Bonehead
Life is made up of a series of choices. We choose to do things each day and the results of those choices impact how our lives unfold. There are important choices, like the choice to marry, and there are less … Continue reading
Always Change Your Underwear
I was having a conversation with a friend of mine the other day and we were discussing what we would do with our lives if we could do anything at all. Certain therapists (who’d love to get their hands on … Continue reading
Filed under B.O.O.B.S., commuting, desperation, family, Friday thought, future, Guy stuff, Legacy, life in new york, madness, ouch, scary, Sean goes insane, Sean is almost killed, Sean is an idiot, sick, subway, women, work
Lockdown
In medieval times, castles would build elaborate defenses to keep out invading armies. They would cut down hundreds of trees so that the aggressors would have to cross exposed land with no chance to hide or establish a foothold. They … Continue reading
Service…With A Smiley Face
At 1 AM on the 4th of July, or I guess what could be technically considered the 5th of July, I found myself sitting on the hard plastic seat of a PATH train, zipping along underneath the Hudson River while … Continue reading
Filed under apartment, B.O.O.B.S., desperation, douches, Duh, Guy stuff, life in new york, madness, mail, positive people, Sean goes insane, Sean is an idiot, technology, women, work
