My Giant

* * *

Nice to meet you, my name’s Sean.

Are you from the Amazon?

That was rude, I thought you’d laugh,

I’ve never hit on a giraffe.

 * * *

Ugh, no wait, don’t run away,

Here is what I meant to say.

 * * *

I think our meeting must be fate,

I want to ask you on a date.

I bet you have a pretty face,

If I could see above your waist.

* * *

How do planes not hit your head?

Why’s your face not blinking red?

Freak of nature, Greek goddess,

If I jump I’ll reach your breast.

* * *

Body toned, frame so slender,

Too-tall torso, I surrender.

Hair so golden, skin so fair,

Can you see my house up there?

* * *

Skyscraper legs, penthouse height,

Chiseled ass, marble tight.

Want to climb you like a tree,

Our kids would all be 6 foot 3.

* * *

Let’s have a meal, what do you eat?

Tethered goat? Free range sheep?

And to drink, a glass of wine?

Sure, we’ll get a straw or nine.

* * *

I know a spot with a view,

Two miles away, two steps for you,

We’ll take a cab, or we could walk it,

I could ride there in your pocket.

* * *

What’s that you say? Straight to dessert?

Look at you, you giant flirt.

Let’s go to yours, I lack the floor plan.

Does your beanstalk have a doorman?

* * *

You have family? Father, mother?

Oh, Goliath was your brother?

Stupid David, man that sucks,

Only douches fight with rocks.

* * *

I heard you modeled, is that true?

Statue of Liberty? That was you?

Of course it was, she has your nose,

Did they let you keep the clothes?

* * *

A kiss? Alright, if I’m able,

Wait, I’ll climb up on this table.

Almost there, I’m at your chin,

I should’ve brought some oxygen.

* * *

It might be better lying down,

Oh come on, please don’t frown.

No it’s not that you’re too tall!

If anything, the world’s too small!

* * *

Love you? Sure, I guess I do,

I have a giant crush on you.

Stay the night? You bet I can,

Invade you like Afghanistan.

* * *

Enough with all the chitter chatter,

Where’s the bed? You have a ladder?

I’m all done, no more fronting,

Want to bag you, big-game hunting.

* * *

Let’s do this, flip the switch,

I’ll be your midget bitch.

Your bedroom toy, help me grow,

A sexy doll, you’re my Gepetto.

* * *

Zippers zip, passion raw,

Arms too short, can’t reach your bra.

In the darkness, tough to see,

Is that it? Wait, that’s your knee.

* * *

Sweaty now, face to face,

Tough to breathe in your embrace.

I see regret in your eyes,

Your hands are huge, it’s not my size!

* * *

Doors snap open, it’s my station,

Daydream ending in frustration.

I glance once more in your direction,

You’re unaware of our connection.

* * *

One day giant, I’ll get the nerve,

To talk to you, not just observe.

Until then, I’ll always treasure,

These subway stops, our life together.

* * *

1 Comment

Filed under apartment, dating, desperation, douches, Guy stuff, love, madness, Philadelphia, poetry, Sean goes insane, Sean is an idiot, subway, women

One response to “My Giant

  1. Jake

    Made my day, Sean.

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