Category Archives: Christmas

December 27, 2011

Lottery Tickets

I don’t like priests. Priests are thugs in God’s gang – the enforcers, the money collectors, the drug pushers. They get their orders from the top, and make sure everyone in the neighborhood falls in line. Do this, don’t do … Continue reading →

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January 7, 2011

We Should Have Let Him Die

(The dates and locations in this story have been changed to protect the innocent guilty.) This story begins, with a pair of jeans. I’ve only owned one pair of jeans for the past year, and before that, I owned one … Continue reading →

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December 23, 2010

Philadelphia

9463, 9463, 9463, 9463… If you go out to a bar in Philadelphia, you’re guaranteed to see at least one of three things: 1) someone dancing around wearing a lime green, full body “morph suit,” popularized by the character Charlie … Continue reading →

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December 9, 2010

A New Friend

I woke wrapped in soft sheets that stung the stubble on my face with jealous static kisses each time I tried rotating to the other side of the bed. Slipping a toe from under the covers, I poked around on … Continue reading →

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