Category Archives: family
Night and Day
* * * I turn on the TV at night… I am a man. I am lost. For what I lack in wit, I make up for in abundance with body hair, body odor and body fat. I am stupid, … Continue reading
A Squirrel’s Tail
Where do squirrels go to die? Road kill aside, with the large amount of squirrels running about, you’d think we would see bodies everywhere. What is the life expectancy of squirrels? It can’t be too long and I doubt there … Continue reading
Filed under animals, cars, desperation, doctor, drinking, family, food, future, Guy stuff, laundry, Legacy, life at home, love, ouch, Philadelphia, Sean goes insane, Sean is an idiot, sick
Bedtime Story
As a child there is nothing scarier than the unknown. What’s in the closet? What’s outside the window? What’s under the bed? We don’t know, but it could be anything. Children are impressionable and need constant reassurance that everything will … Continue reading
A New Friend
I woke wrapped in soft sheets that stung the stubble on my face with jealous static kisses each time I tried rotating to the other side of the bed. Slipping a toe from under the covers, I poked around on … Continue reading
Filed under B.O.O.B.S., Christmas, coffee, desperation, douches, family, future, Guy stuff, holidays, Legacy, life at home, life in new york, madness, OPP, Philadelphia, positive people, Sean is an idiot, technology
