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I’m A Romantic

I leaned over the side of the boat and let the spray kick up into my face as we bounced down the chop of the Hudson River. The city rose from the water in front of us, its iconic peaks … Continue reading

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The Boy Who Wanted To Fly

I looked down at my bed and thought about what I needed to pack. I was leaving to visit my parents in the suburbs of Philadelphia and the weather had been somewhat erratic of late, making it difficult to select … Continue reading

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Moving Targets

Women enjoy preaching about how men are crass brutes who can’t possibly connect on their emotional level or relate to the challenges they must overcome daily. They say things like, “Ugh, MEN!” and sit around for hours to talk about … Continue reading

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Always Change Your Underwear

I was having a conversation with a friend of mine the other day and we were discussing what we would do with our lives if we could do anything at all. Certain therapists (who’d love to get their hands on … Continue reading

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I Should Be Committed

Someone once told me the saying, “I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet.” It always struck me that a guy with no feet wouldn’t actually need shoes. So when you think … Continue reading

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AC Slayer

Gray waves bounced off jagged rocks and crashed on the ashen Irish beach, dissolving evenly between the smooth stones and the coarse sand. The sun was just barely visible over the horizon and seemed unwilling to begin the day, its … Continue reading

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There Is A God

Heavy bells gonged lazily in the distance and echoed across the town like a mother calling her kids in for dinner. And, like those kids, you could almost hear the collective groan of people as cars and mini-vans pulled haphazardly … Continue reading

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The Peanut Butter Sandwich

Have you ever looked at something and had a memory? Something that you see that triggers an emotional reaction or reminds you of an event from your past? For me, that something is a peanut butter sandwich. I’m a pretty … Continue reading

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