Category Archives: religion
Lottery Tickets
I don’t like priests. Priests are thugs in God’s gang – the enforcers, the money collectors, the drug pushers. They get their orders from the top, and make sure everyone in the neighborhood falls in line. Do this, don’t do … Continue reading →
Filed under Christmas, desperation, family, holidays, lottery, madness, Philadelphia, religion, Sean is an idiot, Septa, shopping
Tagged as Catholic Church, Christmas, Church, Elmo, God, lottery, philadelphia, praying, priests, Sean Carney, Sesame Street, twenty-something, writer, writing
Much Ado About Nothing
It’s impossible for certain people to tell a story, and for some, to even interact verbally in a pleasing manner. Many see this as a minor character flaw, but in my opinion it should be on par with a vice, … Continue reading →
Filed under apartment, desperation, douches, drinking, food, madness, OPP, ouch, Philadelphia, positive people, religion, scary, Sean goes insane, Sean is an idiot, women
Tagged as accident, Afghanistan, apartment, bar scene, cooking, dating, douche, drinking, healthcare, idiots, insane, Jesus, meaning of life, Obama, Obamacare, philadelphia, Sean Carney, Starbucks, twenty-something, women, writer, writing
The James Motel
I burst into the gas station covered in blood and fell into a display of disposable cameras. It wasn’t until I got off the floor that I noticed my hand had left an almost perfect red imprint on the door. … Continue reading →
Filed under B.O.O.B.S., cars, desperation, douches, drinking, Duh, growing up, Guy stuff, life at home, life of crime, madness, ouch, Philadelphia, pranks, religion, scary, Sean goes insane, Sean is almost killed, Sean is an idiot, sleeping, tourists, vacation, women
Tagged as accident, bar scene, bars, battle, beer, Budweiser, douche, drinking, idiots, insane, James Motel, lake, meaning of life, Michelob Ultra, philadelphia, Philadelphia Eagles, Planned Parenthood, Sean Carney, twenty-something, upstate New York, war, women, writer, writing
Vince Hates Terrorists
In the summer of 2005 I played chess with a sex offender. And unlike his crime, I consented to the event willingly. At the time, I didn’t know he was a sex offender. I was in a maximum security prison … Continue reading →
Filed under B.O.O.B.S., desperation, douches, future, Guy stuff, Legacy, madness, movies, ouch, Philadelphia, religion, scary, Sean goes insane, Sean is almost killed, Sean is an idiot, women
Tagged as Afghanistan, Bosnia, Drew Barrymore, idiots, insane, Iraq, Kelly Clarkson, London, london bombings, meaning of life, philadelphia, Philadelphia Eagles, prison, sex, terrorism, terrorist, twenty-something, women
There Is A God
Heavy bells gonged lazily in the distance and echoed across the town like a mother calling her kids in for dinner. And, like those kids, you could almost hear the collective groan of people as cars and mini-vans pulled haphazardly … Continue reading →
Filed under B.O.O.B.S., family, Guy stuff, madness, religion, Sean goes insane
Tagged as Catholic Church, Church, Easter, homily, priest
