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April 25, 2012

The Guat – Part Three: The Girl with the Dolphin Tattoo

When we last left Sean, he was hiding in the backseat of a car in Guatemala, waiting to be killed. * * * His name was Bill, and he was from Chicago. And Bill was insane. “People say I’m a … Continue reading →

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April 11, 2012

The Guat – Part One: One Pair of Underwear

According to various travel websites, among the things to “avoid” during a trip to Guatemala are: active volcanoes, spiders, scorpions, rapists, murderers, drug cartels, pickpockets, child sex traffickers, kidnappers, extortionists, roving packs of rabid dogs, and the occasional mob, military … Continue reading →

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December 27, 2011

Lottery Tickets

I don’t like priests. Priests are thugs in God’s gang – the enforcers, the money collectors, the drug pushers. They get their orders from the top, and make sure everyone in the neighborhood falls in line. Do this, don’t do … Continue reading →

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October 13, 2011

Much Ado About Nothing

It’s impossible for certain people to tell a story, and for some, to even interact verbally in a pleasing manner. Many see this as a minor character flaw, but in my opinion it should be on par with a vice, … Continue reading →

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April 26, 2011

The James Motel

I burst into the gas station covered in blood and fell into a display of disposable cameras. It wasn’t until I got off the floor that I noticed my hand had left an almost perfect red imprint on the door. … Continue reading →

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September 20, 2010

Vince Hates Terrorists

In the summer of 2005 I played chess with a sex offender. And unlike his crime, I consented to the event willingly. At the time, I didn’t know he was a sex offender. I was in a maximum security prison … Continue reading →

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April 28, 2010

There Is A God

Heavy bells gonged lazily in the distance and echoed across the town like a mother calling her kids in for dinner. And, like those kids, you could almost hear the collective groan of people as cars and mini-vans pulled haphazardly … Continue reading →

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