Category Archives: shopping
Clothes Make The Man
When I got off the subway I made a quick right and ducked into the Barnes & Noble. I kept my eyes cast downwards and headed to the ground floor where I began turning up random aisles until I came … Continue reading
Filed under B.O.O.B.S., commuting, desperation, douches, Duh, fashion, Guy stuff, laundry, life in new york, madness, ouch, scary, Sean goes insane, Sean is an idiot, shopping, women, work
Frank & Shine
I’ve had two empty coffee containers in my freezer for the past five months. Every weekend I shuffle over to the door and whip it open, hoping to catch them trying to escape or send word to the fridge that … Continue reading
Filed under apartment, B.O.O.B.S., coffee, desperation, douches, food, Guy stuff, laundry, life in new york, madness, ouch, Sean goes insane, Sean is almost killed, Sean is an idiot, Sean's fridge, shopping, sleeping, women
Driving Lesson
I haven’t driven a car in over two years. I have my license and I’m able to operate a vehicle, but living in Manhattan I rarely have the chance to get behind the wheel, instead relying on cabs, subways, buses … Continue reading
Filed under B.O.O.B.S., cars, commuting, desperation, Guy stuff, Legacy, life in new york, madness, ouch, Sean is almost killed, Sean is an idiot, shopping, subway, train, vacation, work
The Bodega Bonehead
Life is made up of a series of choices. We choose to do things each day and the results of those choices impact how our lives unfold. There are important choices, like the choice to marry, and there are less … Continue reading
Women: Dressing The Part
The photographer slid down to one knee and concentrated on his breathing. He was deep in the dense underbrush of the Amazonian rainforest now and had hacked his way through miles of tangled jungle to reach this point. A few feet ahead … Continue reading
Filed under B.O.O.B.S., dating, fashion, Friday thought, Guy stuff, ironing, Legacy, life in new york, madness, ouch, Sean goes insane, Sean is an idiot, shopping, women, work
I Ain’t Yo’ Bitch
The planning for each shopping excursion begins almost an hour before I even set foot in the store. I first need to convince myself of the immediacy of the purchase, usually waiting until the very last second to get something … Continue reading
You Are Very Beautiful
I’m a very humble person. In fact, I’m the most humble person that has ever lived…but I want my god damn recognition. For this reason, putting thought into personal matters, like choosing a restaurant for a date or buying a … Continue reading
Filed under dating, desperation, douches, Duh, Guy stuff, life in new york, love, Sean is an idiot, shopping, women
Apparently, I Support AIDS
Sunglasses are like curtains for perverts. Mine are just to keep the sun out of my eyes though. Now listen, I’m not a smart man. I’ve never claimed to be. I’m savvy in certain areas and can bullshit others when … Continue reading
Filed under B.O.O.B.S., commuting, douches, Duh, Guy stuff, life in new york, madness, OPP, positive people, Sean goes insane, Sean is an idiot, shopping, women
