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December 27, 2011

Lottery Tickets

I don’t like priests. Priests are thugs in God’s gang – the enforcers, the money collectors, the drug pushers. They get their orders from the top, and make sure everyone in the neighborhood falls in line. Do this, don’t do … Continue reading →

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December 25, 2010

Tips For Receiving Bad Holiday Gifts

This holiday season, remember to always express gratitude for the gifts you’re given. Or just fake it.   10 Tips for Receiving a Shitty Gift Immediately smile in the same manner you do when shown a friend’s obviously cheap engagement … Continue reading →

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December 9, 2010

A New Friend

I woke wrapped in soft sheets that stung the stubble on my face with jealous static kisses each time I tried rotating to the other side of the bed. Slipping a toe from under the covers, I poked around on … Continue reading →

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