Tag Archives: God

Lottery Tickets

I don’t like priests. Priests are thugs in God’s gang – the enforcers, the money collectors, the drug pushers. They get their orders from the top, and make sure everyone in the neighborhood falls in line. Do this, don’t do … Continue reading

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Dizzy

The poor bastard never saw it coming. We looked on in silence as the slight man fell to the ground and curled into a ball, guarding his head as the blows rained down upon the fedora his ex-wife once said … Continue reading

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